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I'm Nicole and Nolette. I dabble in modeling, pageantry, and being normal; it's not easy.

Half Ukrainian, midget, 22 years, spending the best years of my life in the sticks of NY and the hills of PA.

I speak/study Spanish, love fashion and makeup, and I can never find pants short enough.
You're going to find fashion, disney, glee, and everything else that makes me happy here. Maybe some things that don't, but that's life.

Dramatic singing. That's it. That's my life now.

  • A stranger: What time is it?
  • Me: *sings dramatically* DON'T AAAASK MEEE!!!!
  • My friend: I'm cold...
  • Me: *sings dramatically* AND I'M JAVEEERT!!
  • My sister: Where's dad?
  • Mum: He's gone out.
  • Me: *sings dramatically* Bring hiiim hoooOOOOOOME!!
  • A friend: It's cold outside.
  • Me: *sings dramatically* THERE ARE STORMS WE CANNOOOT WEATHER!!!
  • My granddad: When's dinner ready?
  • Me: *sings dramatically* WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF A DRUM!!!
  • Strangers in a car: Excuse me but do you know where Burleigh Street is?
  • Me: *sings sweetly* I know a place where no one's lost!
  • Strangers in a car: But um... we are lost.
  • Me: *sings dramatically* WHEN I LOSE MY WAY I CLOSE MY EYES AND HE HAS FOUND MEEEE!!!
  • My brother: Huh, funny. I swear that wasn't there before...
  • Me: *sings dramatically* SO DIFFERENT NOW FROM WHAT IT SEEEEEEEMED!!!!
  • Everyone: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SINGING LES MIS ALL THE TIME?!!
  • Me:
  • Everyone:
  • Me:
  • Me:
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  • Me: *sings dramatically* IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAAAIN!!!

There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: “I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get.”

Harry Potter according to... »

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

  1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
  4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
  5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
  6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

  1. Neville and Being Badass.
  2. Neville and Being Badass.
  3. Neville and Being Badass.
  4. Neville and Being Badass.
  5. Neville and Being Badass.
  6. Neville and Being Badass
  7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

  1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
  2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
  3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
  4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
  5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
  6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
  7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

  1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
  2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
  3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
  4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
  5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
  6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
  7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

  1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
  2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
  3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
  4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
  5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
  6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
  7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

  1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
  2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
  3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
  4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
  5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
  6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
  7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

  1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
  2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
  3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
  4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
  5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
  6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
  7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

  1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

  1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
  2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
  3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
  4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
  5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
  6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
  7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

  1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
  2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
  3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
  4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
  5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
  6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
  7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

  1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
  2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
  3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
  4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
  5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
  6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
  7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

  1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

  1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
  2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
  3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
  4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
  5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
  6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
  7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

That moment where you realize you never saw all the Harry Potter movies.

I DO STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.

Probably should take longer than an hour to kill a bottle of wine.

But it’s tasty.

Oops.

landofloveandlies: thetinkertoyboy: raetherandom: BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again “A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night. If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside. And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.” During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.   “Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor. “I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly. “Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room. “Because my friends are scarier than he is.” shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

landofloveandlies:

thetinkertoyboy:

raetherandom:

BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.  

“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

And then to just cancel Negro Day like that. Just to make sure that nobody who’s different. Or who’s black or Chinese. Or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds…I think I’ve been in a bubble or something. Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. It’s not. I think people like me are gonna have to get up off their father’s laps and go out there and fight for it.